- As President for a day I would line the White House Lawn with kegs, Wiffle Ball and Slip ‘n Slides for a full-out Barbecue Beer Blast. Everyone’s invited! (Of course I would send Air Force One to California to fly in the Playmates!)
- My favorite movie is Fight Club. “You are not a delicate and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.”
- My favorite Mobile Tour was the Gatorade G-Series Mobile Locker Room of course!